Two years after the infamous Access Hollywood tape of our current President Donald Trump, comes a delightfully illustrated poetry guide to what is—and is not—available for grabbing.

In Please Don’t Grab my P#$$y: A Rhyming Presidential Guide, co-writers and masters of pop cultural comedy, Julia Young and Matt Harkins, use every possible euphemism for female genitalia, with campy pop culture rhymes, and accompanying illustrations, to make it abundantly clear what is available for grabbing—votes, leather seats, a joint—and what is definitely not. Among them, my rosebud, my wet bar, my panty hamster, or my wizard’s sleeve.

Please Don’t Grab my P#$$y: A Rhyming Presidential Guide is a timely and humorous rhyming picture book that is decidedly for adults with a good sense of humor. Think Go the F**ck to Sleep with a political bent. No matter who you are, or how dumb you are, you’ll be able to understand this book’s simple message: Hands off my pussy!

About Julia Young:
Multi-hyphenated comedian-performer-actress-improviser-writer and social media star Julia Young can now add co-author and poet to her resume. Young is a familiar face to fans of MTV’s Wild ‘N Out and Vice’s Desus and Mero. She has brought her wry humor as a writer on such shows as Brain Games, Girl Code, Ladylike, Hack My Life, Impractical Jokers and Billy on the Street. She has amassed more than 40,000 followers on Instagram.

About Matt Harkins:
Matt Harkins is a comedian and the co-curator of the THNK1994 Museum, a pop culture museum originally housed in the hallway of the Brooklyn apartment he shares with comedian Viviana Olen. The museum’s permanent collection is dedicated to the rivalry between champion ice skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan. According to the museum’s website, Harkins claims to have a tattoo of Joy Behar on his left shoulder, and he believes Farrah Fawcett’s Letterman appearance was a big misunderstanding.

About Laura Collins:
Although acrylics and digital painting are her preferred media of choice, Chicago-based fine artist Laura Collinsplays in the field of pop art, using the public’s obsession with celebrity as a commentary on modern culture. She has exhibited THNK1994 in Brooklyn; Sulphur Studios in Savannah, Georgia; and, Soho House in Chicago, among other galleries and museums.

Please Don’t Grab my P#$$y: A Rhyming Presidential Guide
Available: Oct. 30, 2018
Publisher: Animal Media Group
Language:English
Available in:
Hardcover: $13.95 U.S./$20.95 Canada
ISBN-13:978-1-947895-02-7

Written by Julia Youngand Matt Harkins
Illustrated by Laura Collins (image above)